They asked me how I knew
Walking, I must doooooooooo…..oh oh
I of course replied
Stomach over-rides
Must now be denied!
They said someday I’ll find
I have over-dined, oh no!
Calories you burn
Tend to then return
Sweat gets in your eyes.
So I Huffed and then I bravely puffed
upon my big hill trail, (gasp…gasp)
And today, the chiggers had their way,
I have not lost a pound!
Now, laughing friends deride
bite marks on my hide! (Scratch…scratch)
As my red skin fries
And my momentum dies…
Sweat gets in my eyes.
Measureable progress 