So we were having a meeting at a grocery store…yes they have meetings there. They have to train people remember! And of course there’s a potty break. 1 bathroom for 15-20 women…
Never mind the logistics, this was what was weird: There was a poster inside the door that said, “Look before you flush.” Well that was intriguing. Aren’t we supposed to look before we sit? That would make more sense. Some kid might have thrown a matchbox car in there. But no, food store restroom…so not likely. I read the poster. It described poo. Yup. Consistency, shape, and illustrations. (Really?!!!) And then it compared the picture to items of food! Jelly beans, sausage, hot dogs, soup. ACK! I guess that’s appropriate if you’re working with food. Makes you look at carrots differently the rest of the day though. The poster then grouped them and suggested remedies…drink more water, check for fever, etc.
Very educational poster, but not sure why it’s in a food store bathroom. Now here’s the thing: the toilet had an automatic flush. How do you look when the “product” is already down the hole before you turn around?
Imagine walking by the bathroom and hearing, “Wait! WAIT!!! Dammit! OK then, I’ll be back after lunch! Stupid toilet!”