Turn about is fair play. Let’s visit Super Villains Anonymous.
Hello. I’m Thanos. And I’m a super villain.
Hello? Hello? Anyone here?
Hmmm. It appears that there may be many super villains but none of them wish to be anonymous. I guess I get all the danish and coffee. Wait, this smells funny. Oh REALLY? Someone put Ex Lax in the coffee? And is that cocaine instead of powdered sugar on the danish? Really?!
*Snaps fingers. A small pile of dust appears in the corner of the room leaving a small bag with a recorded laugh.*
Measureable progress 