They dabble at playing guitar or piano or maybe they have dreams of fronting a band. They dabble in crafts, papier-mache, needlework or yarn work, maybe painting cute little sayings on distressed wood. They dabble in art, in web design, in programming, in psychology. My Facebook is jammed up with people dabbling in Philosophy and Politics. Seth Godin categorizes these as “Non-Dentist” jobs. To be a dentist or someone in the law profession or medical profession, or in finance, you have to have passed a rigorous test and gotten certified by the state or the bar association. Nobody dabbles in dentistry, yet, people still dabble in law, medicine, and finance! REALLY????!!!! C’mon!
I see it though. You’re a parent and little Billy has fallen off his bike again. You got this. A little antibiotic ointment on the scratch and a band-aid, and he’s fine. Your sister is married to a jerk and you tell her about her legal choices. “No thanks, we’re fine, we do our own investing.” Of course, they’re $20k in debt, upside down in their house, just bought a car and are wondering why they’re paying 21% on their loan.
I do not have a law degree, but I read legal documents for financial contracts. I have a degree in finance, certified and licensed in insurance, and licensed as an Investment Adviser Representative. I’m also certified as a John Maxwell Speaker/Trainer/Coach. I’m a Distinguished Toastmaster. I have a degree in Music…and 160 college hours in music and music education. It only takes 60 college hours to get a bachelor’s in Math. It only takes 120 hours of college credits to graduate, I had 147. Of those 147 hours, 80 of them were in music. I clocked in an additional 80 hours since my BME degree. Then, I got a 2nd degree in finance. I’ve gotten lots of hours outside a degree program, obviously.
I’m not trying to be braggadocious, but I ask you: How many people have that much intensive study in anything? Why do I bring this up? I am not a dentist. To quote Mr. Godin again, “If you’re doing one of these non-dentist jobs, the best approach is to be extraordinarily good at it. So much better than an amateur that there’s really no room for discussion. You don’t have to justify yourself. Your work justifies you.” I am extraordinarily good at what I do. The feeling I get from most people is that if I can do it, it must be easy. Nobody can have that much talent, and nobody can really get that much education in multiple areas. It must not be that hard.
NEWS FLASH! It is that hard. If you are getting an education in something that people perceive as unimportant, then they will downgrade the difficulty. We can agree that finance is important, but most people do not believe they need a degree in finance to balance their checkbook. Most will not do enough loans to understand the nuances of those contracts. A majority will not consider that life insurance is a priority and since it is all gobbledygook in the contract, they’ll just sign on the bottom line and trust the salesman and hope to GOD that they’ll never see the bugger again. Since everyone lives paycheck to paycheck, and they hate the rich, and the rich are the only ones in the stock market which people regard as gambling writ large, these people that really and truly need some financial education will not seek it.
Everyone knows that music is unimportant. It is only the background for movies and TV where the emotion is amplified by the score. It is only the jingle you can’t get out of your head. It is only the music that makes you want to buy more ugly sweaters at the store. It is only one of the largest sectors in the entertainment industry. It permeates every single second of your day whether you turn on the radio when you jump in your car or while you are on interminable hold on the phone. If someone happens to be good at music, it’s because they have “talent.” Talent gets your toe in the door. It takes enormous amounts of work to be good as a teacher or performer. It’s like the duck parable: calm and serene on the surface and pedaling like crazy underneath. People who are really good at music have to make an effort to make what they do look effortless.
Do you know scales? There are 12 major scales. There are 3 minor scales associated with each major scale (Natural, Harmonic and Melodic minors). You have to be able to play or sing any of these without having to concentrate. That’s 48 scales. There is a chord that is associated with each pitch in the scale, and inversions of each chord. Then there are augmentations such as adding a 7th degree, or a 9th degree, or up to or even beyond a 13th degree, and then there are alterations like flatting or sharping one or more of the degrees of the scale, and not only do you have to be able to play them, you must recognize them when you see them in the music and know what they sound like before you hear them. That’s just the reading part. Oh, and there are various voicings to each chord too.
Can you match a pitch regardless of the instrument you’re playing? Oh, and by the way, oboe, bassoon, flute, trombone and tuba read C in music and it sounds C when they play. French horn reads C and it sounds like F, Saxophone reads C and it sounds either Eb or Bb, as does Clarinet. And the fingerings for low register clarinet are different than the upper register. Trumpet and Clarinet read C and it sounds Bb. Given this diversity in pitch and fingerings, can you improvise a counter melody or a harmony without seeing the music? Can you tell the difference between Frank Zappa and Tchaikovsky by sound? If you are in a group, can you tell which individual is singing or playing out of tune and whether they are sharp or flat–high or low? Can you tell, if they sound sharp, if it is the actual pitch or the pronunciation of the vowel and the timbre that makes it sound out of tune? Can you apply the awareness you have gained in listening and performing music to any other area of life? Of COURSE! So do all musicians have that awareness outside of music? OF COURSE NOT!!
It is assumed that if you are majoring in music, you take Algebra I in math and very basic English classes. You are a musician after all, and these things are beyond you. You have more important things to do…like practice and study your scales! People always assume that if you’re a musician, you don’t have any interests outside of music. In fact, most musicians couldn’t give a flying…well fill in your own word here…about math or English. And yet, the awareness I transfer from music to the world around me connects dots that no one else can connect. I can see the Stock Market as a large orchestra. I see the study of sociology as a macro of a choir. I see composition as an allegory to metaphysics. Am I now interested in sociology (and therefore statistics), investment in both the technical analysis and the trend marketing, and the study of physics and religion as extensions of my music studies? Of Course! So yes, I have studied all those things. Would being a musician be helpful if I wanted to be a dentist? or an architect? or a rocket scientist? More than you’d think!
But music is not important. Therefore none of the information I have gathered and synthesized is of any use, so I am dismissed as just a musician. I guess you could say that I’m extraordinarily good at things everyone else dabbles in. Being extraordinarily good at something that is unimportant is not an advantage. Truth be told, if you were to ask anyone, it is a useless thing to be good at.
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