Invectives for the uninitiated

Yoho called AOC a F**kin’ *itch. Just a modicum of responses–

  1. “I see that you are bald of pate
    And your mind is full of hate
    Your lust for power you must sate
    Invective then, you use for bait.

“Then you say that weak-ass shit
Think I’ll cry and throw a fit?
Brother, I’ll have none of it!
‘Tis plain you have more hair than wit!”

2.  MF? I’ve heard nastier from elementary kids!

3. You sound like you just overheard the big boys using these words and you want to impress them. You use your insults for “Shock and Awe” and you get “Chalk and Awwwww” because there’s a box next to your name that says “Fall Guy” and your buddies just put a checkmark in it.

4. Wait, that’s it? Is that a challenge to a battle of wits? I’d accept but I see you are unarmed.

5. Name Calling? What are you? A 2nd grader?

6. Congressman. You just lost your cool on t.v. I win.

7. Quoting Peter Pan from “Hook”
Peter Banning: Substitute chemistry teacher!
Lost Boy: C’mon Rufio, hit him back!
Rufio: Mung tongue!
Peter Banning: Math tutor.
Rufio: Pinhead!
Peter: Prison Barber.
Rufio: Mother lover!
Peter: Nearsighted gynecologist.
Rufio: In your face, camel cake!
Peter: In your rear, cow derriere!
Rufio: Lying, crying, spying, prying ultra-pig!
Peter: You lewd, crude, rude, bag of pre-chewed food, dude!





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